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$ 16.00

Flype Club Women's t-shirt

$ 17.00

Flype Club Men's Long-Sleeve T-shirt

$ 21.00

I'm streaming live right now, Come chat! women's t-shirt

$ 14.50

I'm only providing updates to friends men's t-shirt

$ 14.50

For the sake of all worlds, I will continue to seek a better way.

For DJ Lunchbox

$ 19.90

Comfort Zone

$ 14.40

disaffected Anglo youth t-shirt

$ 10.50

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$ 15.00

Mechanistic Killjoy

$ 19.00

minimally designed

$ 15.00

Take time to stop and photograph the flowers

$ 16.50

Take time to stop and photograph the flowers

$ 18.50

waiting for my real life to begin

$ 15.50

all about the wordplay

(Thanks to Jason Mraz for the inspiration)

$ 15.50

Nobody's Girl

$ 17.00

maybe it's just me women's tank

$ 17.00

Your site traffic sucks men's t-shirt

Thanks to Sitemeter for the inspirtation. I stared at this banner ad for months and finally realized - it's a great t-shirt! ;)

$ 17.50

intellectually squishy women's t-shirt

$ 18.50

Some like it raw men's XXXL t-shirt

Digital files. From the camera. Sheesh. ;)

$ 17.50

Got Raw?

Raw data files that is. From your camera. Sheesh. ;)

$ 17.00

Lucky enough to be Irish hoodie

$ 20.00

I speak fluent blarney men's t-shirt

$ 20.50

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$ 11.00

World's cutest leprechaun kids t-shirt

$ 11.50

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$ 16.50

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$ 14.50

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$ 16.50

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$ 14.50

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$ 15.00

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$ 14.50

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$ 15.00

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$ 14.50

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$ 10.00

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$ 15.00

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$ 19.50

so predictable hoodie

$ 20.00

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$ 14.33

I know the way women's t-shirt

$ 15.00

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$ 19.50

ask me about my biodata men's long-sleeve t-shirt

$ 19.50

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$ 15.00

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$ 15.00

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$ 15.00

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$ 19.50

punish me men's t-shirt

$ 19.00

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$ 19.00

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$ 19.00

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$ 15.00

possibly maybe women's t-shirt

$ 16.00

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$ 17.50

imaginer women's t-shirt

$ 15.00

Good in bed....

I can sleep for days women's t-shirt

$ 15.50

consigned to perpetual oblivion

$ 15.50

I Want It All...

(and I want it delivered by cute, naked men) women's hoodie

$ 20.00

The laws of physics do not apply to me men's t-shirt

$ 14.50

I may not be playing with a full deck...

but the game's still fun men's t-shirt.

$ 17.50

high school never ends hoodie

$ 20.00

Hot to Trot kids t-shirt

$ 12.50

Hot to Trot Junior t-shirt

$ 17.50

Hot to Trot tank top

$ 19.50

Throw me something, mister! sweatshirt

$ 29.00

Save Yourself

$ 21.00

unphilosophical women's t-shirt

$ 16.00

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. women's t-shirt

$ 16.50

I'm Nobody! Who are you? women's t-shirt

$ 16.50

unscholarly men's t-shirt

$ 14.00

skeptical anti-realist men's t-shirt

$ 14.00

flirtologist women's t-shirt

$ 15.00

Grandchildren are my reward...

for not killing my children. ;)

$ 14.00

access denied t-shirt

$ 15.00

But HOW does he know if I've been bad or good?

$ 28.00

batteries not included

$ 15.00

my Second Life is much cooler men's long-sleeve t-shirt

$ 19.50

Friends don't let friends code drunk

$ 19.50

awake is the new sleep

$ 17.00

Forget love...I'd rather fall in chocolate

$ 17.50

naughty but nice

$ 17.00

This is as merry as I get

$ 28.00

Rebelicious

$ 15.00

Will Play for Gumbo

$ 19.00

Drink More, Feel Better

$ 19.50

Time flies when you're having rum

$ 19.50

delusions of adequacy

$ 19.50

the master of my universe

$ 19.00

time wounds all heels

$ 15.00

entertainingly strange

$ 20.00

If ignorance is bliss, why am I unhappy?

$ 19.50

a political romantic

$ 16.00

girl-shaped love drug women's t-shirt

$ 15.00

One-man wrecking machine men's t-shirt

$ 22.50

Most Likely to Spend Your Money women's t-shirt

$ 16.50

mouse potato men's t-shirt

$ 19.00

This is my t-shirt men's shirt

This is my t-shirt. (Everything else is hers.)

$ 10.50

girls just wanna go run t-shirt

$ 16.50

respect your elders men's t-shirt

I was always taught to respect my elders...but it's getting harder to find one

$ 19.00

appreciate nonsense

$ 14.00

hard work must've killed someon men's t-shirt

$ 14.50

whiskey bent and hellbound men's t-shirt

$ 14.50

explaining kills art t-shirt

$ 15.00

Honkytonk angel women's t-shirt

$ 15.00

I didn't get famous women's t-shirt

$ 15.00

not everything is flat in Florida women's t-shirt

$ 15.50

pulchritudinous women's t-shirt

$ 15.00

Never lose a holy curiosity men's long-sleeve t-shirt

~ Albert Einstein

$ 19.50

I am the person I want to be hoodie

$ 20.50

a cowboy a day keeps the doctor away

$ 36.50

phenomenal woman tank

$ 17.00

poetaster hoodie

$ 20.00

book lovers have more fun hoodie

$ 20.50

embrace your inner amateur women's t-shirt

$ 15.50

a prisoner of the gutter women's t-shirt

Look at her, a prisoner of the gutter, Condemned by every syllable she utters. By law she should be taken out and hung, For the cold-blooded murder of the English tongue. ~ My Fair Lady

$ 15.00

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library

~ Borges

$ 36.00

I'm not confused, I'm well-mixed

~ Robert Frost

$ 17.50

work is the curse of the drinking class men's t-shirt

~ Oscar Wilde

$ 17.50

automation is deadly

$ 14.00

action causes more trouble than thought

$ 14.50

love is my religion women's t-shirt

$ 15.00

to play it safe is not to play

~ Robert Altman

$ 19.50

I have a PhD from the School of Hard Knocks

Men's long-sleeve t-shirt

$ 19.50

down in Mississippi and up to no good

with silver glitter writing

$ 15.50

melodramatic

$ 17.00

My Thinking cap

$ 11.00

let the world beware tank with glitter writing

$ 17.00

I'm thinking about getting into office politics men's t-shirt

$ 14.50

There's no such thing as a bad carbohydrate men's t-shirt

$ 14.50

wayward beast men's t-shirt

$ 14.00

solipsism rocks t-shirt

$ 17.00

Coincidence?

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case

$ 19.00

The future is already here messenger bag

The future is already here, it's just not very evenly distributed. ~William Gibson

$ 17.00

half-crazy hooded sweatshirt

$ 28.00

half-crazy hoodie

$ 20.00

half-crazy yoga shirt

$ 15.33

half-crazy strap shirt

$ 18.50

Half-Crazy Marathon Club t-shirt

$ 15.50

live for today t-shirt

$ 15.00

good poets borrow women's t-shirt

$ 17.50

Early to bed men's t-shirt

$ 19.50

I would rather be seen than viewed sweatshirt

$ 20.50

No money in poetry hoodie

With special thanks to Robert Graves

$ 36.00

when you stumble, make it part of the dance

$ 14.33

Life is what we make it hoodie

$ 20.50

Who are all of these kids...

and why are they calling me Mommy? hoodie

$ 36.00

That's the answer men's long-sleeve tee

With special thanks to Gertrude Stein

$ 19.50

less is more women's tank t-shirt

$ 17.00

I hate my job men's polo

The anti-logo wear for the anti-work crowd

$ 16.50

you must remember that death is stalking you men's t-shirt

(Thanks to Carlos Castendeda)

$ 17.00

a living work of art

with glitter writing

$ 15.00

troublemaker t-shirt

$ 15.00

Friends don't let friends shop drunk

$ 15.50

It's better to be looked over than overlooked women's tank

With glitter writing

$ 17.50

emotionally constipated men's t-shirt

$ 14.00

Life is a state of mind men's t-shirt

From Being There

$ 14.00

Weird turn pro men's t-shirt

~ Hunter S. Thompson

$ 14.50

grammar snob t-shirt

$ 15.00

I run like a girl

Just for Lisa!

$ 17.00

Every morning is the dawning of a new error men's t-shirt

$ 14.50

aspire to inspire before you expire t-shirt

$ 15.50

your truck or mine? women's t-shirt

$ 15.00

wine is bottled poetry men's t-shirt

$ 14.00

Perpetual Blues Machine

(One of my very favorite Keb Mo songs)

$ 14.00

under my skin, I'm just like you t-shirt

~ Keb Mo

$ 15.50

follow your bliss t-shirt

$ 15.00

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis

~ Ashleigh Brilliant

$ 15.50

The most wasted of all days is the one without laughter.

~ e.e. cummings

$ 15.50

wine is bottled poetry

~ Robert Louis Stevenson

$ 15.50

Not tonight, dear, I have DSL men's t-shirt

$ 14.50

start each day with a smile...

and get it over with

$ 15.00

I am not my hair

$ 15.00

are we there yet? t-shirt

$ 15.00

another folk singer t-shirt

$ 15.00

a little bit dangerous t-shirt

$ 15.00

Everything looks good on me t-shirt

$ 15.50

Me t-shirt

$ 15.00

Embrace life t-shirt

$ 15.00

A balanced diet...

is a bon-bon in each hand.

$ 15.00

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap women's t-shirt

$ 16.00

Save your money men's t-shirt

One day it might be worth something again! ;)

$ 14.00

There is no such thing as an adult men's lightweight t-shirt

$ 10.50

If I were any more mellow, I'd be dead men's lightweight t-shirt

$ 10.50

Too old to be young, Too young to be old t-shirt

$ 14.50

It ain't me, babe t-shirt

All props to Bob Dylan

$ 16.00

All I want is an umbrella in my drink ladies t-shirt (not slim fit)

$ 16.50

All I Want Is An Umbrella in My Drink t-shirt

$ 17.50

more medication please t-shirt

$ 15.00

let the games begin t-shirt

$ 15.00

love can't buy you money either t-shirt

$ 15.50

maybe I want to look cheap t-shirt

$ 15.50

bad example t-shirt

$ 15.00

short and sweet t-shirt

$ 15.00

No longer the man I once pretended to be men's t-shirt

$ 14.50

Last guys don't finish nice t-shirt

$ 14.50

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$ 14.50

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap men's t-shirt

$ 14.50

Ask me about my evil plan to take over the world t-shirt

$ 14.50

It's never too late to be what you might have been.

~ George Eliot

$ 15.50

blogrrl t-shirt

$ 15.00

just a girl

$ 15.00

words are all we have

~ Samuel Beckett

$ 15.00

Art is a lie, but let's us see the truth

~ Picasso

$ 15.00

I'm so far behind I think I'm first t-shirt

$ 17.50

All the fun's in how you say a thing

~ Robert Frost

$ 15.50

syllables govern the world t-shirt

$ 16.00

General Consultant to Mankind Men's T-shirt

$ 14.50

fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic t-shirt

Courtesy of George Bernard Shaw

$ 15.50

Nothing left in my right brain, nothing right in my left brain t-shirt

$ 15.50

nothing is always absolutely so t-shirt

Also known as Sturgeon's Law

$ 15.50

let's pretend we don't exist t-shirt

$ 15.50

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.

~ Thomas Jefferson

$ 16.50

If you're skating on thin ice, you might as well dance

$ 15.00

here I go again t-shirt

$ 15.00

punctuation gives me colonitis

$ 15.50

love when you can, cry when you hafta

$ 14.33

start slow, taper off

$ 13.83

Irritable vowel syndrome

$ 16.00

On my planet this is considered normal behavior

$ 15.00

You only live once t-shirt

$ 15.00

too much of a good thing can be wonderful

With special thanks to Mae West

$ 15.50

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted

With special thanks to Mae West

$ 15.50

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun

With special thanks to Katherine Hepburn. ;)

$ 15.50

just another shitty day in paradise

$ 15.50

where is my margarita?

$ 15.00

It is the friends you can call at 4 a.m. that matter

$ 15.00

why limit happy to an hour?

$ 15.50

You may say I'm a dreamer...

But I'm not the only one.

$ 15.00

According to my calculations, the problem does not exist.

$ 14.50

better living through denial

$ 15.50

veni vidi visa t-shirt

I came, I saw, I shopped.

$ 15.50

Lead me not into temptation t-shirt

$ 15.50

I'm not as think as you drunk I am t-shirt

$ 15.50

heavily medicated for your safety shirt

$ 15.50

dancing with myself t-shirt

$ 15.00

If you can read this, the asshole finally let me drive the bike women's shirt

$ 15.00

Born free. Taxed to Death. T-shirt

$ 14.50

lawyer men's T-shirt

$ 14.00

Make your feet your friend shirt

$ 16.50

joan's walk this way #2

$ 13.90

joan's walk this way #1

$ 13.90

not all who wander are lost (but I usually am) shirt

$ 15.50

take life with a grain of salt shirt

(and a wedge of lime and a shot of tequila, too) ;)

$ 15.00

Can't is a four-letter word shirt

$ 15.00

But we're cheery! shirt

$ 15.00

It's never a bad thing to have another glass of wine shirt

$ 15.50

Boldly going nowhere men's shirt

$ 14.00

making it all up as I go along shirt

$ 15.50

I heart explosives men's shirt

$ 20.00

Gangsta Geek men's shirt

$ 14.00

I'm much cooler online shirt

$ 15.00

too damn happy shirt

$ 15.00

If life gives you lemons, make lemontinis shirt

$ 16.50

My mom says I'm special shirt

$ 15.50

Famous Author shirt

$ 15.50

easily amused shirt

$ 15.00

cabana boy wanted shirt

$ 15.00

Curiouser and curiouser shirt

$ 15.00

almost pathetically serious shirt

$ 15.00

Peace begins with a smile

$ 18.00

One more hand and I'll get it all back ladies shirt

$ 15.50

One more roll and I will get it all back shirt

$ 17.00

My life is my message shirt

$ 15.00

Spare me the drama shirt

$ 15.00

I want the fairy tale shirt

$ 15.00

Don't Look Back shirt

$ 15.50

Lost causes shirt

$ 15.50

Miles to go before I sleep shirt

$ 15.00

irrationally exuberant shirt

$ 15.00

just as easy men's long sleeve shirt

$ 19.00

live out loud t-shirt

$ 15.00

yes, they're fake t-shirt

(But your man won't mind.)

$ 15.50

yes, they're real t-shirt

$ 15.00

Ms. Know-It-All hoodie

$ 20.00

flirt t-shirt

$ 15.00

the glass is half full t-shirt

$ 15.00

all spice t-shirt

$ 15.00

Chairman of the Bored messenger bag

$ 17.50

Wink messenger bag

$ 17.50

lust for life t-shirt

$ 15.00

just another tourist t-shirt

$ 15.00

all Jack-ed up t-shirt

$ 15.00

Nasty Girl glow-in-the-dark t-shirt

$ 15.00

feeling blue t-shirt

$ 15.50

Hustler men's t-shirt

$ 14.00

American Baby t-shirt

$ 15.00

favorite mistake junior t-shirt

$ 15.50

I am still learning t-shirt

$ 15.00

freak-a-leek t-shirt

$ 15.00

accident waiting to happen t-shirt

$ 15.50

don't worry, be happy yoga top

$ 16.33

don't worry, be happy hoodie

$ 21.00

deny everything men's long-sleeve shirt

$ 19.00

Spy Jr. T-shirt

$ 15.00

Do what I say t-shirt

$ 15.50

carpe per diem men's shirt

$ 19.00

photo opporutnity t-shirt

$ 15.00

good girls don't (but I do) t-shirt

$ 15.50

a good mystery hoodie

$ 20.00

silicone parts are made for toys t-shirt

$ 15.50

poet of the oppositional imagination t-shirt

"For more than 50 years I have been writing, tearing up, revising poems, studying poets from every culture and century available to me. I have been a poet of the oppositional imagination, meaning that I don't think my only argument is with myself. My work is for people who want to imagine and claim wider horizons and carry on about them into the night, rather than rehearse the landlocked details of personal quandaries…" ~ Adrienne Rich

$ 15.50

dreaming is free t-shirt

$ 15.50

too much of a good thing t-shirt

$ 15.50

life is too important

To be taken seriously

$ 15.50

gold digger T blue

$ 15.50

gold digger T black

$ 15.50

I heart meat hoodie

For the carnivore in you...

$ 26.00

King-size Boogie Man T-shirt

XXXL, of course. ;)

$ 17.50

fiddle-dee-dee women's scarlett t-shirt

$ 15.00

sweet thing candy heart t-shirt

$ 17.50

in the mood candy heart t-shirt

$ 17.50

you rock candy heart t-shirt

$ 17.50

joan goes red

$ 13.90

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$ 15.00

nobody's fool hoodie

$ 20.00

What would Scooby do? kids t-shirt

$ 10.00

fool and his money t-shirt

$ 15.50

wink t-shirt

$ 15.00

Mardi Gras hoodie

$ 20.00

Kids Mardi-Gras T-shirt

$ 11.50

boys like me

$ 15.00

just say om yoga shirt

$ 13.83

buy one get one free t-shirt

$ 15.00

Irish hooded sweatshirt

$ 28.00

Irish shirt

$ 16.50

good and plenty men's t-shirt

$ 19.00

all-natural ingredients

$ 13.83

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$ 15.00

tequila hoodie

$ 20.00

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$ 15.00

Article 1015776

$ 15.50

certifiable

$ 15.00

new and improved

$ 15.00

help wanted

$ 15.00

ain't too proud to beg

$ 15.00

tease

$ 15.00

keeper

$ 15.00

this spot intentionally left blank

$ 15.00

baseline human

I read this term in an article and just thought it was hilarious!

$ 19.00

I believe

$ 28.00

Hell yeah!

$ 15.00

the world is my oyster

$ 15.00

here comes trouble

$ 15.00

i know what boys like

$ 15.50

pretty in pink

$ 15.00

born rocker

$ 15.00

good people

$ 15.50

notorious

$ 15.00

born to run t-shirt

$ 15.00

hell on wheels t-shirt

$ 15.00

honky tonk badonkadonk t-shirt

$ 15.50

blah blah blah men's t-shirt

$ 17.00

Feed Me Men's T-shirt

$ 17.00

shaken t-shirt

$ 15.50

my name is hoodie

$ 23.50

happily divorced t-shirt

$ 15.00

30 is the new 21 t-shirt

$ 15.00

whisky bar men's t-shirt

$ 19.00

Free toy inside t-shirt

$ 17.50

loud, dirty, boozy girl t-shirt

$ 15.00

no limit's but the sky t-shirt

$ 15.00

you ain's seen nothing yet hoodie

$ 20.50

uncertainty t-shirt

$ 20.00

the sense of things t-shirt

$ 17.50

insatiable t-shirt

$ 15.00

all that t-shirt

$ 15.50

green eggs and ham sweatshirt

$ 33.50

Master of Deception t-shirt

$ 17.50

baby t-shirt

$ 15.00

in your dreams t-shirt

$ 15.00

teacher t-shirt

$ 15.50

I heart pretty words hoodie

$ 26.00

wild child T-shirt

$ 15.00

bump bump bump boyshorts

$ 12.00

the girl all the bad boys want hoodie

$ 20.50

Mr. Lonely T-shirt

$ 17.00

lips like sugar T-shirt

$ 15.00

jailbait T-shirt

$ 15.50

moneymaker boy shorts

$ 12.50

I'm with Sexy T-shirt

$ 16.50

Ms. Smarty Pants

$ 20.00

rent this space t-shirt

$ 15.00

bookofjoe crackpot research team member t-shirt

$ 15.00

Magic Man Long-sleeve T-shirt

$ 19.00

Attack of the Bloggers!

Join the invasion.

$ 24.50

Hometown Bubba

And proud of it!

$ 22.00

Love Instructor T-shirt

And the first lesson is free.

$ 17.50

Hula Hula Boy T-shirt

$ 22.50

Charm School Dropout

Dropout - and proud of it!

$ 15.50

book of joe t-shirt

not your average joe

$ 21.00

Fat Pride T-shirt

$ 17.00

Listen to Me T

$ 15.50

Research T-shirt

$ 22.50

creativity is the drug

$ 15.00

Embrace the Insanity

$ 28.50

Hazardous Journey shorties

Men wanted for hazardous journey. Small wages, bitter cold, long months of complete darkness, constant danger, safe return doubtful. Honor and recognition in case of success. ~ Sir Ernest Shackleton, a 1913 Help Wanted ad placed in several London newspapers for volunteers for his upcoming South Pole expedition

$ 15.00

more, more, more

$ 16.90

Magic Mountains T-shirt

$ 15.90

JoeHead Hoodie

Joeheads unite!

$ 26.00

Shake It, Baby T

Shake what your momma gave ya...don't be shy.

$ 17.00

Book Lovers Sweatshirt

Bibliophiles are never alone! ;)

$ 29.00

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